MAHAHA'S PROFILE THING!!!
This is my page, with everything about me! And me alone! Muahahahahahaha! Ok, I'm done. Enjoy! Wait, one more thing...... BLOBS AWAAAAAAYYY!!!
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Birthday: 28th September 1991. You should know. If not, then what kind of a cousin are you???
Zodiac Sign: Libra. It's obvious.
Hobbies: Reading, watching cricket, drawing BLOBBY comics, writing Cricket stories, watching tennis, watching more cricket, saying "Blobby!!!", talking about cricket, listening to 50s, 60s and 70s rock music people my age don't listen to, theatre, singing & playing the piano, wasting time.
Favourite Books: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter 5, 6 & 7, To Kill a Mockingbird, Artemis Fowl 5, Ptolemy's Gate, all the Roald Dahl books I used to read when I was seven, hmm I can't remember the rest...
Favourite Movies: The Dark Knight! Blood Diamond! Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, The Phantom of the Opera, The Lion King, Spirit!
Favourite TV shows: Doctor Who, American Idol, any LIVE cricket match (except the really boring ones between Zimbabwe and Kenya or something).
Favourite Actors: Christian Bale, Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler, David Tennant.
Favourite Songs: Bohemian Rhapsody, Under Pressure, Let it Be, I Want it All, I Want to Break Free, The Music of the Night, Any Dream Will Do. Can't think of more, but there are more...
Favourite Singers/Bands: Queen, The Beatles, Elvis, to name the best. Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Elton John, James Blunt, Michael Bublé and Tim McGraw are good too...
Favourite Sports: Cricket, cricket and CRICKET. And tennis too. Did I mention cricket???
Favourite Cricketers: DANIEL VETTORI, Glenn McGrath, Inzamam-ul-Haq, Imran Khan, Adam Gilchrist, Shane Bond (sort of). Actually, I really only like Vettori, but it's good to have a longer list, so I put in some other cricketers who play well and/or look good. Mostly play well, of course.
Favourite Footballers: I do not like football. And I especially do not like any footballers. Greasy, sweaty weirdoes with unkempt hair, the lot of them.
Favourite Tennis Players: Roger Federer, of course!!! He's the best.
Dreams in Life: Get straight As in O- and A-levels, write a best-selling book, go to Oxford or Harvard and study medicine, become a world famous scientist, become the creator of the world's most famous comic series: BLOBBY the slime blob, write and compose a song that makes it to the top of the music charts, play a key role in Pakistan's politics and turn it into a more peaceful, prosperous, NON-America dependent nation (Hah.), become a world famous fast bowler who does NOT play for some lame women's cricket team..... Hey, I never said I expected to achieve all these things in one lifetime!
Extreme Dislikes: Wanna-be's, people who fake American accents, Yuvraj Singh & Sreesanth, smoking & cigarettes, woolen sweaters, bhindi, cheap low-budget girls like Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Vanessa Hudgens, etc., nail polish (especially the bright pink and red ones!), the colour brown, most rap and Reggae songs and singers, litter bugs, Musharraf & Bush & Osama Bin Laden, oh the list is endless...
Crazy/ unique thing about me: You never know when I'm dead serious or plain mental! In fact, everything about me is crazy! I'm so odd and weird! Mean green Blobbzz & beans! See what I mean?
Catchphrases/ words most commonly used: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, Awesomenessness!, you're such a blob, BLOBBY, EVILnessnessness, I like pie, BLOBS AWAY!!! I don't like cricket... oh no... I love it.. (from the song Dreadlock Holiday).
